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Athenanet
« on: June 29, 2007, 06:38:33 AM »
A/N: Yeah, the title seems to explain things.  Please bear with me--this was a random idea. 

Chapter 1: In Which Milo Makes a Discovery and Camus is Coerced into Having Fun


To: aquarius_camus@yahoo.com
From: mr_awesome33@aol.com
Subject: THIS IS AWESOME!!!

Hey Camus! 
This is Milo.  Go to aol.com and get yourself AIM right now!  Please?  It is the most awesome invention ever!  And then log in and talk to me.  My screenname is mr_awesome33. 

Your bestest friend ever,
Milo


To: mr_awesome33@aol.com
From: aquarius_camus@yahoo.com
Subject: You are an idiot

Hey, Milo.  You are an idiot.  No, I will not get AIM. 


To: aquarius_camus@yahoo.com
From: mr_awesome33@aol.com
Subject: Please?

Aw, Camus.  Don't be such a stick.  I mean, even Hyoga has AIM!  He and I have had some interesting convos online!  *eg*

Milo


To: mr_awesome33@aol.com
From: aquarius_camus@yahoo.com
Subject: Milo...

All right, I got AIM, but just to make sure you don't do anything bad to my student.  My screenname is aquarius_camus. 

And Milo, if I even hear about you corrupting Hyoga, you will get hurt, best friend or not. 
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Re: Athenanet
« Reply #1 on: June 29, 2007, 06:48:45 AM »
LOL! I really love that so far XD  :camus:

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Re: Athenanet
« Reply #2 on: June 29, 2007, 07:11:35 AM »
XD hahaha

yeah, I'm lovin' it too.

kinda surprised "aquarius_camus" wasn't taken XD
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Re: Athenanet
« Reply #3 on: June 29, 2007, 11:31:57 AM »
..this is awesome already XDD Milo's screen name and Camus calling him an idiot get my undying love <3 When we can expect more?

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Re: Athenanet
« Reply #4 on: June 29, 2007, 11:39:53 AM »
A/N: Thanks to Shaina and Newborn and Shiraoi for replying!  @Shiraoi: To answer your question, right now!

Chapter 2: In Which Hyoga Scares His Master and Kanon Defeats His Brother's Logic

mr_awesome33: Hey, Camus!  You finally got on! 
aquarius_camus: I did. 
mr_awesome33: And what did you mean about me corrupting your darling Hyoga?  I wouldn't do that! 
aquarius_camus: Then what were these interesting conversations about?
mr_awesome33: Nothing.  *eg*
aquarius_camus: Milo, don't make me go down there and ice you. 
mr_awesome33: I just told him about the wide and wonderful internet, and all the possibilities he could explore, all the music and movies and pictures.  He's not as boring as you are.  Hyoga got into the surfing the 'net thing. 
aquarius_camus: Milo, I swear...
mr_awesome33: Just talk to him.  He's having a great time online!  Who'd have known that Hyoga had such interests? 
aquarius_camus: What interests? 
mr_awesome33: Ask him yourself.  I'm going away to show Kanon how to get a screenname.  Hyoga's screenname is blondiceboy, by the way. 
aquarius_camus: I'm going to kill you someday, Milo. 
mr_awesome33: I am away from my computer introducing everyone in Sanctuary to the wonders of AIM.  Leave one if ya want!


aquarius_camus: Hyoga?
blondiceboy: Camus-sensei??  What are you doing online?
aquarius_camus: Milo convinced me to get AIM.  What are YOU doing online?
blondiceboy: well, Seiya figured out there was this cool system, so he made me and Shiryuu and Shun try it out too. 
aquarius_camus: I meant, what kinds of things are you doing online?
blondiceboy: uh, using AIM, email, surfing around...
aquarius_camus: Milo says you have some new interests. 
blondiceboy: Yup! 
aquarius_camus: Care to explain?
blondiceboy: Well, Milo sent me this website, and it was really cool...
aquarius_camus: What kind of website?
blondiceboy: Uhhh... nothing you'd care much about, I'm sure.
aquarius_camus:  Hyoga...
blondiceboy: Just a fun site!  I'm making my own website now too!
aquarius_camus: Hyoga, has Milo been corrupting you?
blondiceboy: No!  I mean, they're just pictures...
aquarius_camus: WHAT?!  What kind of pictures are these?
blondiceboy: I don't think you'd be interested, Camus-sensei...
aquarius_camus: Hyoga.  I will not hesitate to stick you in an Ice Coffin if you are doing anything disreputable. 
blondiceboy: What?  I'm not!
aquarius_camus: Let me see these pictures. 
blondiceboy:  Ok...here:  www.deviantart.com.  See?  They're not bad at all.
aquarius_camus: I am going to KILL Milo. 
blondiceboy: Why?  What did Milo do? 
aquarius_camus: Never mind. 
User aquarius_camus has logged off.


To: goldgemini@msn.com
From: goldgemini2@msn.com
Subject: AIM!!!

Big brother!  Milo just showed me this really cool thing called AIM.  You should get a screenname, and then we can chat in realtime online!  Go to aol.com and click on the AIM icon, and follow the instructions.  My screenname is eviltwin02.  See you on chat!

Kanon


To: goldgemini2@msn.com
From: goldgemini@msn.com
Subject: RE: AIM!!!

Why do you want me to get AIM?  It sounds quite useless, since I am sitting next to you.  Come to think of it, why am I even emailing you? 



To: goldgemini@msn.com
From: goldgemini2@msn.com
Subject: RE: RE: AIM!!! 

We're using email because it's fun.   Same with AIM.  Get AIM.  It'll be cool!  You can also chat with Camus and Milo and Hyoga...and Athena!  Milo and I can convince Aiolos and Shura and all the others to get AIM too.  That way you can contact everybody!

Kanon


To: goldgemini2@msn.com
From: goldgemini@msn.com
Subject: RE: RE: RE: AIM!!!

I have AIM now, but only because I can contact Athena and the others with it.  My screenname is athenasgemini.  But you really should start talking directly to me.  It would save a lot of time.  What's Athena's screenname, by the way?


eviltwin02: her sn is goodlilgoddess. 
athenasgemini: Thank you. 
eviltwin02: i see how it is.  you want to talk to Athena but not me. 
athenasgemini: You're still sitting next to me...
eviltwin02:  :'(
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Re: Athenanet
« Reply #5 on: June 29, 2007, 11:47:40 AM »
ROFL! I really love that! (especially this: "Why do you want me to get AIM?  It sounds quite useless, since I am sitting next to you.  Come to think of it, why am I even emailing you?") *still giggling hysterically*

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Re: Athenanet
« Reply #6 on: June 29, 2007, 11:50:56 AM »
XDXDXD The twins!  Their conversation just killed me. XD

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Re: Athenanet
« Reply #7 on: June 29, 2007, 02:45:29 PM »
Downright funny, a nice change of pace from the angsty stuff of yours I usually end up finding.
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Re: Athenanet
« Reply #8 on: June 30, 2007, 01:40:15 AM »
I love kanons screenname XD

eviltwin02 XDDD

that made me burst out laughin XD
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Re: Athenanet
« Reply #9 on: June 30, 2007, 03:27:43 AM »
XDDDD;;; ah, poor Saints, Internet's taking over their lives, an oponent scarier than ony of the gods they've fought with.. Saint Seiya Internet-hen?

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Re: Athenanet
« Reply #10 on: June 30, 2007, 02:35:36 PM »
Sounds like the madness that is Crabbie, Kiki, and Minos. XD

I haven't AIMed you lately come to think of it . . .

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Re: Athenanet
« Reply #11 on: July 04, 2007, 12:43:40 PM »
Saint Seiya and the attack of Zeh Internet XP.......
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Re: Athenanet
« Reply #12 on: July 04, 2007, 06:10:35 PM »
I wonder if the email and screennames are real =D
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Re: Athenanet
« Reply #13 on: July 06, 2007, 10:20:36 AM »
Thanks to all the people who read and commented: Newborn, Shaina, Shiraoi, Steamrollers, Crabbie, Sorrento, and Plantress.
@Newborn: I dunno...you should go look them up and see.  ^^
This chapter is not quite as funny as the last two, but you'll see why I wrote it.  Skye-chan, I used your pet pairing for you. 

Chapter 3: In Which Athena Is Bored and Saga Is Mischievous

athenasgemini: Lady Athena, is there anything you want me to do for you?
goodlilgoddess: Not really...
athenasgemini: Are you sure?
goodlilgoddess: Well, unless you're good at relieving boredom, no. 
athenasgemini: Oh, I know how to relieve boredom. 
athenasgemini: Sorry, that was Kanon. 
goodlilgoddess: It's ok.  Tell Kanon he will pay for that. 
athenasgemini: He wants to know what his punishment will be. 
goodlilgoddess: Tell him he gets to mop the entire Sanctuary with his tongue and a toothbrush. 
athenasgemini: ...
goodlilgoddess: What'd he say to that?
athenasgemini: You don't want to know. 
goodlilgoddess: If you say so. 
athenasgemini: Still bored?
goodlilgoddess: Yes!  I have absolutely nothing to do.  *sighs*
athenasgemini: I'll be back later, Lady Athena. 
User athenasgemini has signed off. 


To: thegodofdeath@msn.com
From: goldgemini@msn.com
Subject: important information from a Saint of Athena

Lord Hades,
I am writing to send you Athena's AIM screenname: goodlilgoddess.  If you do not currently use AIM, you may want to look into this lovely realtime chat program.  I do apologize for disturbing you, but I thought it imperative for me to relieve my goddess's boredom by finding her some companions, as we Saints cannot be constantly on AIM, nor do we always have the capacity to chat with her on a subject she would enjoy. 

Thank you for your time,
Gemini Saga

P.S. If you need to contact me on AIM for any reason, my screenname is athenasgemini. 


darkangstygod: This is Hades. Thank you for the information, Gemini Saint. 
athenasgemini: You are welcome.  As long as Lady Athena is no longer bored...
darkangstygod: I promise, I will do my best to relieve her of her boredom. 
athenasgemini: Thank you, Lord Hades.  I must be going now.  My brother calls...
darkangstygod: You're welcome.  All right. 
athenasgemini: I am currently away dealing with Kanon. 


darkangstygod: Athena?
goodlilgoddess: Who is this?  And why do you have my screenname?
darkangstygod: This is Hades.  Saga gave it to me. 
goodlilgoddess: He did what?
darkangstygod: He said you were bored, and told me to come talk to you...  ;D
goodlilgoddess: Oh, ok. 
darkangstygod: So...how are you?
goodlilgoddess: Bored.  There's nothing to do. 
darkangstygod: Uh...wanna go do something then?
goodlilgoddess: Sure...  What do you want to do?
darkangstygod: We can just go on the town or something...whatever you want. 
goodlilgoddess: Ok.  When are we going?
darkangstygod: I'll come up there tomorrow during the day.  We can leave whenever.  See you tomorrow?
goodlilgoddess: Ok, see you. 
User darkangstygod has signed off. 

athenasgemini: Has he asked you out yet, Lady Athena?
goodlilgoddess: Saga, what did you do?
athenasgemini: You said you were bored.  I found you some company. 
goodlilgoddess: Saga... you want to mop with your brother?
athenasgemini: If you weren't so happy, I probably would be. 
goodlilgoddess: I think Kanon is corrupting you.  You were never that disobedient before. 
athenasgemini: Who said I was being disobedient, my lady?
goodlilgoddess: Saga! 
athenasgemini: Enjoy your date with Lord Hades, my lady. 
goodlilgoddess: SAGA!!
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Re: Athenanet
« Reply #14 on: July 06, 2007, 10:38:01 AM »
Nice! I'm curious how you'll continue ^_^
Some more Milo+Camus  :camus: :milo:  might be fun... And DeathMask  :deathmask: - I really would love to know how you'll portray him online XD

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