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Re: Things Saint Seiya characters would never do or say
« Reply #75 on: December 06, 2014, 11:57:32 PM »
the 100 orphan boys: *singing*

It's the hard knock life...
It's the hard knock life..

It's the hard-knock life for us
It's the hard-knock life for us

Steada treated,
We get tricked
Steada kisses,
We get kicked
It's the hard-knock life!

Got no folks to speak of, so
It's the hard knock row we hoe
Cotton blankets ..steada wool

Empty bellies ..steada full!
It's the hard-knock life

Don't if feel like the wind is always howlin?
Don't it seem like there's never any light??
Once a day, don't you wanna throw the towel in?
It's easier than puttin' up a fight

No one's there when your dreams at night get creepy
No one cares if you grow...or if you shrink
No one cries when your eyes get wet and weepy
From all the cryin' you would think this place would sink
Ohhh.. ohhh

Empty belly life! ((empty belly life))
Rotten smelly life! ((No no no no no))
Full of sorrow life! ((full of sorrow life...))
No tomorrow life!

Santa Claus we never see...
Santa Claus what's that? Who's he?

No one cares for you a smidge
When you're in an orphanage

It's the hard-knock life for us
It's the hard-knock life for us
No one cares for you a smidge
When your in an orphanage
It's the hard-knock life
It's the hard-knock life
It's the hard-knock life!
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Re: Things Saint Seiya characters would never do or say
« Reply #76 on: January 10, 2017, 02:45:41 PM »
Dam! This thread looks fun, time to resurrect it :D

Okay let's see.....


 :hyoga: "Sorry mom, I love dad more than you"

 :shun: "THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAA" (kills everyone)

 :seiya: "All according to plan" (rubs his palms)

 :deathmask: "I am a fundamentalist" (holds the bible)

 :shaka: "Make love not war" (smokes cannabis)

 :athena: "Yes, I do, I do Julian<3" (accepts the ring and kisses him)

 :saga-robe: "No, these thoughts are unproductive get them off your mind. Now focus, see? It was all a bad dream." (wearing a psychiatrist robe)

 :poseidon: "TEAM MAGMA RULEEEEZZZZ" (sprays the wall)

 :aiolos-blink: "I was an adveturer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee" (has an arrow stuck in his knee)

 :aphrodite2: "Roses are red and violets are blue..." (sings)

 :kanon: "From my perspective I didn't really betray Athena, I was just playing hard to get"

 :camus2: "Uhh, can we turn on the heater? Please guys? The blanket is not doing much..."

 :aioria2: "My star sign is Leo, I'm handsome, tall, smart, righteous, heroic, attractive...uhh what was your name again?" (on first date)

 :ikki: "Good Morning, you just called your local fire brigade, my name's Phoenix Ikki how can I help you?"

 :shiryu: "How many times do I have to tell you Seiya? Dragons don't exist. Period."

 :milo: "OMG I JUST BROKE A NAIL!!!! :(" (facebook status)

 :shura2: "I'm gonna show you my Excalibur...never mind...."

 :aldebaran2: "It's about time I stop being Athena's Saint and get a new job, how about bullfighting?"

 :mu2: "Has your armor broken off? Are its vivid colors fading? Fear not! Because 'Ram's Repairshop' will become your new best friend! Drop by all your cloths, Bronze, Silver and Gold all accepted! I'll repair your cloths for the small amounts of 100, 200 and 400 euros each. Starting from tomorrow we'll also accept God Cloths (500 euros), Scales (300 euros) and Surplices (300 euros) too! 'Ram's Repairshop' coz if u wanna win the Holy War you gotta bet your money on the ram!"


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Re: Things Saint Seiya characters would never do or say
« Reply #77 on: January 10, 2017, 06:05:18 PM »
Lmao I had no idea this thread existed. Here's one: No villain would ever refer to the Bronze Saints by their individual names. Instead they'll say, "Seiya and the others."
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Re: Things Saint Seiya characters would never do or say
« Reply #78 on: January 11, 2017, 01:07:11 AM »
 :ikki: "Tell him where he can stick his grapes, Shun."

 :shun: "In the fridge!"

 :ikki: "No Shun..."

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Re: Things Saint Seiya characters would never do or say
« Reply #79 on: January 11, 2017, 02:19:27 AM »
Good Saga:I don't think that I need to feel regret for the bad things that I did because its not my freaking fault for having a second evil personality that I can't control.

Camus:Hey Milo,lets take a ride in my car so that we can pick up some hot bitches for tonight.
Milo:Sure thing,bro.I'm so glad that you have finally decided to not act like a boring old man.

Deathmask:I love My Little Pony:Friendship is Magic,its the best show that was created <3.

Old Dohko to the Gold Saints:The Pope's real identity is Gemini Saga.
Aiolia:WTF?YOU OLD FUCKER,YOU COULD HAVE TOLD US ABOUT THIS 13 FUCKING YEARS AGO SO THAT THIS FUCKING CIVIL WAR THAT TOOK THE LIVES OF MANY SAINTS WOULD HAVE NEVER HAPPENED IN THE FIRST PLACE AND I WOULDN'T HAVE SPENT 13 FUCKING YEARS OF MY LIFE BELIEVING THAT MY BROTHER WAS A TRAITOR!
Old Dohko:Well I could have done that but I thought that your guys were smart enough to figure that out yourselves.Seriously?How didn't you idiots realize that the Pope's real identity is Gemini Saga?I mean its not like Saga mysteriously disappeared 13 years ago and that you can feel both positive and NEGATIVE energy from his freaking Temple.

Aiolos:SCREW ATHENA!!I'M GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Aphrodite:I think that I should cut my hair short and grew a beard in order to look much more manlier.

Shura:Man,I really hate to cut food.

The Bronze Saints after being trolled many times by the labyrinth of the Gemini temple:FUCK THIS SHIT!WE'RE OUT OF HERE!
Evil Saga:Ha!I knew that this would definitely work to get rid of them.

Hades to Athena:You're right.Humans aren't that bad,I should give them a second chance.

Rhadamanthys to his warrior who informed him that Pandora is calling for him:Well tell that little bitch Pandora that I will come later because now I'm busy dealing with this douchebag Kanon who thinks that he's actually stronger than me.
Kanon:Ohh it looks like the lap dog has decided to disobey his mistress.

Mu:You know what?I'm sick of always being the one who has to repair these fucking Clothes,go and find someone else for this job because I'M QUITTING!

Shaka:Humility is very important.

Aldebaran:I should choose another fighting stance.

Misty:I really need to be more confident about the way I look.

Aiolia:Punching people is WRONG!

Hypnos:My brother Thanatos is very wise and calm.
Hades:WTF?Are you on drugs?
Hypnos:No,I was just being sarcastic.My brother is actually a hotblooded dumbass just like Pegasus.
Thanatos:What did you just say about me?

Good Saga to Seiya:Well I could tell you how to save Athena's life but I won't do that because I have finally decided to make peace with my evil side.
Seiya:WTF are you even talking about?Nevermind,You son of a bitch!I'm going to kill you for letting Athena die!
Saga switched to his bad side:HA,I would love to see you trying that,bitch!

Saga:Kanon is the best little brother that you could ever imagine <3.

Camus:Hey Shura,me and Milo are going to a party,if something bad happens in the Sanctuary than just call us and we will be here immediately.

Misty:Physical beauty is not important at all,its the inside that matters <3.



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