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Re: Things Saint Seiya characters would never do or say
« Reply #15 on: May 23, 2008, 01:10:37 PM »
@Fruitify

"Fight Cancer Today" just cracked me up.  :rofl3: Great job again!

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Re: Things Saint Seiya characters would never do or say
« Reply #16 on: May 23, 2008, 02:05:50 PM »
ia gree with you on that shaina!  ;D
does not know where, what or who they are. drawn to the dark and fearing the light. what can they do is in the dark. how sad it is to be a lost soul with no where to go.

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Re: Things Saint Seiya characters would never do or say
« Reply #17 on: May 23, 2008, 10:14:57 PM »
Fruitify dear, I  :bowdown: to you!  Mostly because its to hard to stand up straight due to laughing so hard   :rofl3:

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Re: Things Saint Seiya characters would never do or say
« Reply #18 on: May 24, 2008, 03:58:41 PM »
@ Ryuusei:  The Pinky thing was independent, but hey, great minds think alike.  ^.~  And I am not KnightSkyeKight and I don't even play Sims.  ^^;  Around the net I use the names Niteskye, LadyKnightSkye, KnightSkyeSymphony, or Skye_Caelius.

@Raiden:  Contrary to the following skit, I actually do find that a compliment.  ^^

@ Fruitify:  The Fight Cancer thing was brilliant.  Sheer, utter genius.

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SKYE! :rofl3: You definitely ARE the mistress of crack around here!
Skye: YES!  MY LIFE'S WORK IS COMPRETE!
Hades:  *puts on scholar cap and holds up collapsable pointer*  And that class is what we call SARCASM!  And Engrish!
Rhadamanthys:  *holds up hand*
Hades: Yes?
Rhadamanthys:  I don't get it.
Hades:  *smacks Rhadamanthys on the head with pointer*

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Camus:  *walks in dressed as a cowboy*
Milo:  What the?!  Camus, no.  Stick to your d*** legwarmers and muscle shirts!

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Aiolia:  *singing*  Oh!  Well I never!  Was there a cat so clever as Magical Mister Mistoffolees!
Aiolos from heaven:  *headpalm*  Damn you Andrew Lloyd Webber!  Damn yooooooouuuuu!

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Shion:  *yells*  Okay!  Who swiped my eyeliner!  Darn it, that was that expensive Revlon stuff!

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Rhadamanthys:  LEMONS!!!!!!!
Minos and Aiacos:  !@&) ^(&^$#@(@( (&@^$(%#((%(*&^$^@#$

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Shun:  *pokes head out of computer room*  Nii-san, what's a lemon?
Ikki:  *looks up*  A fruit.
Shun: No, a fanfiction has it in the summary.
Ikki:  Well then, I don't know.  Why don't you check and see what it is?
Shun: *goes back into computer room*
Ikki:  *whistles*
Shun: *walks slowly back out into living room*  I. Feel. Violated.
Ikki:  O.o

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Hades:  *puts hands together and twiddles fingers a la Mr. Burns*  Exceeeellent.
Rhadamanthys:  *in whiny child voice*  PANDORA-SAMA!  HADES-SAMA HAS BEEN WATCHING THE SIMPSONS AGAIN!

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Jabu:  It's a bird!
Ichi: It's a plane!
Shaina: No!  It's just Seiya getting thrown out of Aries again!

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Saga:  *robes of state are stripped away by Seiya's punches.  It is revealed that he goes commando underneath.*
Seiya:  ARGH!  MY EYES!  I PULLED A SHIRYU!

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Re: Things Saint Seiya characters would never do or say
« Reply #19 on: May 24, 2008, 05:12:15 PM »
...Not the lemons! *hides* ...Is it safe yet?

...XD Made my day. And Seiya pulling a Shiryu was simply awesome. XDDDDDDDDDDDD



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Re: Things Saint Seiya characters would never do or say
« Reply #20 on: May 24, 2008, 07:39:56 PM »
The Pinky thing was independent, but hey, great minds think alike.  ^.~
Fair enough, I still like what you did with it.  I figure, if Iron Man can be Shellhead, why can't Shun be Pinky or Andro Boy, and why can't Jabu be One-Horn?

Though I might have to change Shun's Spandex suit to some color other than pink after looking up "lemon" and finding a bunch of other things I never knew and could have lived happily without knowing, including certain connotations of "pink."  :-X

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Re: Things Saint Seiya characters would never do or say
« Reply #21 on: May 25, 2008, 04:06:54 PM »
@ ryuusei:  So, you didn't know what a fanfiction lemon was either?  Sorry.

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Re: Things Saint Seiya characters would never do or say
« Reply #22 on: May 26, 2008, 11:10:46 AM »
sadly i know what lemon is. and sadly my friends have disturbed me so much very little things that no one would take note of have started to be very twisted.
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Re: Things Saint Seiya characters would never do or say
« Reply #23 on: July 26, 2008, 07:28:11 PM »
I'm gonna try.  Hopefully some of them mildly entertain.



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Deathmask: *sniffle* But I wanna watch The Notebook...

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Alberich: Oh, these skulls are just fabulous with my blue armor. 

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Re: Things Saint Seiya characters would never do or say
« Reply #24 on: July 28, 2008, 11:17:29 AM »
 :rofl3: those are pretty good. i like the seiya gun one the best.
does not know where, what or who they are. drawn to the dark and fearing the light. what can they do is in the dark. how sad it is to be a lost soul with no where to go.

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Re: Things Saint Seiya characters would never do or say
« Reply #25 on: July 28, 2008, 01:03:25 PM »

Shaka: *singing* Hit me, baby, one more time!

that was great!!  i think this topic would make a good fanfic as well!

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Re: Things Saint Seiya characters would never do or say
« Reply #26 on: July 28, 2008, 02:23:17 PM »
What, when all the saints get injected with ritalin or cocaine or something?  go ahead and write it.  i'd like to see exactly how out of character the saints could be.  ^^
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Re: Things Saint Seiya characters would never do or say
« Reply #27 on: July 30, 2008, 04:37:11 PM »
Cassios: Hey, Seiya.  I think I'm going to get my ear sewn back on.  Do you still have it?
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Re: Things Saint Seiya characters would never do or say
« Reply #28 on: July 31, 2008, 11:26:49 AM »
that was great!!  i think this topic would make a good fanfic as well!
true it wouldn't be that bad of a thought but i think someone else should try doing it just so everyone kind helps out with the ideas.
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Re: Things Saint Seiya characters would never do or say
« Reply #29 on: July 31, 2008, 11:41:57 AM »
I agree with Black.  I don't mind being a beta, as I am a poet so editing is easy.  But writing it......
If someone would write it, I'll beta and put it on my fanfiction.net profile. (thats where my non saint seiya poems are, under Burstinatrix of the Void)