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Things Saint Seiya characters would never do or say
« on: May 18, 2008, 02:03:58 PM »
Deathmask: *reading a book called "Of bunnies and other fluffy things"*

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Seiya: All right, so this is the strategy...

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Saga: Do you think they noticed we switched?
Kanon: No way!

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Deathmask: *walks into waterfall at Rozan and hits the cliff*
Dohko: *points behind him* The portal to Sanctuary is on the other side...

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Shiryu: *pokes DM with a stick*
Deathmask: *falls over*

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A random Saint: I'm way too big for this Cloth...
Another Saint: You're right. Quick, carry him and throw him into the washer!

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Ikki: *appears out of nowhere humming the Mission Impossible theme*

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Shun: I don't really care, let's just kill them all, OK?

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Saga: Hey, wait a minute. Am I Kanon or is that you?
Kanon: You know, I'm not that sure myself.

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Saga: Seiya, I'm your father.
Seiya: Wrong script, dude, wrong script!

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Not mine. I just changed the names.

(Random day at Sanctuary)
DM: *bites Milo*
Milo: Ouch! WTF?!
DM: You taste like mold!
Milo: You've eaten mold?
DM: Wouldn't YOU like to know?
Milo: Would I?
DM: Would you what?
Milo: Would I like to know?
DM: Know what?
Milo: No, what?
DM: Umm... What...?
Milo: Exactly!
DM: Um, You lost me.
Milo: OMG! WHERE?
DM: If I knew I wouldn't be lost!
Camus: *sighs* Here they go again.
Shura: Uh-huh.

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Thanatos: I love you Hypnos! *hugs his twin*
Hypnos: *in horror* WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT DID YOU DO TO THANATOS?!

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Queen: *looks around him* Hey guys, where are you?
*Sylphid and Gordon pop out from behind him and say "BOO"*
Queen: *girly pose* EEK!

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Sorrento: *looks at Siegfried who's doing a dramatic, corny pose* You have issues.



Come and spread the hilarity, guys. 8D



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Re: Things Saint Seiya characters would never do or say
« Reply #1 on: May 18, 2008, 02:18:52 PM »
:athena: : Tatsumi, bring me the tea, please.
:tatsumi2: : Go get it yourself, you lazy bitch!
:cassios: : Oh dear... Your butler has no manners! Goodness gracious me!
:athena: : *points to self* Hey! I'm the Goddess here! Besides I have spare staff. AIOLOOOOOS!!

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Re: Things Saint Seiya characters would never do or say
« Reply #2 on: May 19, 2008, 02:07:36 PM »
lol. those are awsome. (would try some but brain is fried due to reviews for finals.)
does not know where, what or who they are. drawn to the dark and fearing the light. what can they do is in the dark. how sad it is to be a lost soul with no where to go.

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« Reply #3 on: May 19, 2008, 02:33:12 PM »
Oh, "things so-and-so would never do or say" is almost a subtheme of my doujinshi.  We already had Ikki showing up early on p. 24.  I'm also planning a scene where some kind of doppelganger (or perhaps android) incapacitates Seiya, steals his armor, and tries to infiltrate.  The jig is up when the fake Seiya says to the others, "Hold up, guys.  Let's think this through first."

Later on, when they encounter another enemy, I'm going to have Shun say something like, "Stand back, everyone.  I will be the one to defeat this guy!"  Whereupon the following exchange will take place:

HYOGA (to Ikki, bewildered):  "Kono ore"?
SEIYA (clutching his head, in obvious pain):  Ow!  My ears, my ears!
IKKI (his eyes welling with tears):  He's finally growing up, my kid brother Shun!

There is more, but I've already stolen enough of my own thunder....  ;D
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« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2008, 02:06:52 PM »
lol. those are really funny. what is your doujinshi about other than that?
does not know where, what or who they are. drawn to the dark and fearing the light. what can they do is in the dark. how sad it is to be a lost soul with no where to go.

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« Reply #5 on: May 20, 2008, 09:24:03 PM »
Well, it's basically going to be much like a typical story arc in the original anime, except not as good.  :)  My versions of Seiya-tachi, aged about 5-6 years from the original characters (mainly because I'm uncomfortable with people getting into the butt-kicking business until they're at least through puberty), are joined by Jabu, Shaina, and June, and go off to investigate some weird goings-on at the Sanctuary.  As I say in that thread (linked in my last post), I'm more interested in learning how to draw than in telling a good story -- not that I mean to make excuses.  But check it out yourself, I have something like 26 pages in that thread and no comments yet!  Granted they are only pencils and didn't scan too well, and are thus often a bit hard to see.  From now on I'll be inking and coloring every page.  A second doujinshi, "Guys' Night Out," is also in that same area of the forum and will be updated as I make more progress.  That one's a comedy and will be only seven pages or so.

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And now back to our regularly scheduled topic.

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« Reply #6 on: May 21, 2008, 07:30:28 AM »
Season 1
After winning against Casios
Marin:  Seiya, you have done it, the Pegasus Cloth is yours...!
Seiya puts on cloth
Seiya:  Does this make me look fat?

At Mt Rozan
Dhoko: You have done it, you have finally reversed the Rozan fall and obtain the Dragon cloth!
Shiryu puts on cloth
Shunrei:  Umm, but old master, I don' think green suits him!

At Andromeda island
June:  Shun, you have done it, you broke the chain, the cloth is yours!
Shun puts on cloth
Shun:  Who stoled my belt piece, give it back you meany!  (running off into sunset with hands in the air and chains dangling above his head)

In Siberia
Jacob:  Hyoga!  You have broken the legendary ice wall, the cygnus cloth is yours!
Hyoga puts on cloth
Hyoga:  Master Camus, is it ok if I skip the duck helmet?  It kinda looks silly!

At Deathqueen Island
After Ikki had killed his master and stole the Phoenix cloth box then open it.
Ikki:  Darn, now what do I do, I was hoping to get a nice cold can of coke in that freezer, what am I supposed to do with this bird figure.
Esmarelda:  Umm, you like, wear it ! (took her last breathe).

Season2:

Mu at the House of Aries infront of the 5 bronzies
Mu:  You have no idea what you are dealing with here.
You can't fight like this, those goldies will woop ya @sses.
Here, let me fix your cloths, and for that we need lots of human blood....
Everyone stared at Kiki.
Kiki: ...........um...

Alderbaran:  Ha ha ha, you will never pass me, my arms are crossed and yet you all have been attacked!
Seiya:  Alderbaran, Kyogo just called, here catch my Nokia
Alderbaran:  ok
Seiya:  Pegasus Karate Chop
Alderbaran: oops

Saga:  Another Dimension!!!
Shun:  Oh no, at this rate, Hyoga would have been lost in space.
Saga:  There is no use, your chains can't cross the dimension!  Unless you attack me through my mask!  Mwahahahah.....
................Doh!
Shun: Good, then I will!  Andromeda Chain!!  (Missed completely and hits Hyoga in the right eye)
.....Nisaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!  (Translation: I should have paid more attention when you try to teach me baseball!)
Saga:.............

Aiolia: You are here to kill Athena and Kyogo!  You weak bronzies!  Die!  Lighting Plasma!!
Seiya:  Wake up Aiolia, you are being used by the pope!  Your eyes are red!  Its a symptom of Genmaken!
Aiolia:  No!  We stayed up playing my new Wii and he wooped my @ss !  I have to let out my anger somewhere!
Lighting Bolt! 
Seiya:  Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Shaka:  Here, pass through the many levels of hells while I catch a nap.
Bronzies:  Arrrrgghhhhhh
Shaka (thinking):  Darn Aiolia and Kyogo, made so much noise last night I could not sleep properly!

At the house of Libra
Shiryu:  Hyoga is in the freezing coffin, I must break him out with the Libra cloth
Shun:  Yes, please do it quickly, I have some explanations to do....
Seiya:  I will go ahead and........
Shiryu used the Trident and poked through the ice, and unfortunately haved also taken out Hyoga's left eye.
Seiya:.........
Shun:........
Shiryu:........ooops 
Hyoga (thinking):  That silly duck helmet would have been handy now......

Milo:  Scarlet Needles!!
Give up now Hyoga and live!  Otherwise I would send out the last sting and take your life!
Hyoga:  Where are you!  Who goes there!  I can't see!
Milo:........idiot stop Aurora Thunder Attacking my house!

All bronzies in front of the Sagitarius cloth crying as it reveals a writing on the wall.
The message reads:  "Be back in 5, gone to get milk my dear Shura.  Alderbaran called, said something about intruders, or was it infusers!  Ps.  Had a great night,  you can use my towel, leave key under the pot if you leave."

Thats all from me, need sleep, hope you guys are entertained.
to be continue......


Mean while at the base of the 12 temples Saori is hosting a tea party.
Saori: Can't believe they fall for this plastic arrow and some catchup!... Jabu, pass me the cake dear.

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Re: Things Saint Seiya characters would never do or say
« Reply #7 on: May 21, 2008, 08:46:39 AM »
@Fruitify: :rofl3: Great!

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« Reply #8 on: May 22, 2008, 02:16:09 PM »
fruitiry that is just awsome! *high fives*
does not know where, what or who they are. drawn to the dark and fearing the light. what can they do is in the dark. how sad it is to be a lost soul with no where to go.

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« Reply #9 on: May 22, 2008, 05:22:24 PM »
Mu:  *looks down and points at ground in front of Aldebaran's feet*  Mouse.
Aldebaran:  *girly scream*  AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!  *jumps into Mu's arms*

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Ikki:  *puts on glasses*

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Aphrodite: Hey Pinky!
Shun:  Are you talkin' to me?
Aphrodite:  Ummmm . . . .
Seiya: You shouldn't have done that.
Shun: <i>Are<i/> you talkin' to me?
Aphrodite:  I, uh, guess.
Seiya: I'm tellin' ya you shouldn't have done that.
Shun: <i>THEY CALL ME MR. PINKY!!!</i>
Aphrodite:  O.O

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Athena:  *walks into throne room*  Shio -  What the?!
Shion:  *looks over the PlayBoy he's holding*  Oops.

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Camus:  *walks in with rose in his mouth a la Aphro*
Milo:  Good God no.

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Ikki: I can take you.
Kanon:  Oh yeah?  TRY THIS! *rips off Scale to reveal his Captain Jack Sparrow costume *
Ikki: What the heel?

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Re: Things Saint Seiya characters would never do or say
« Reply #10 on: May 22, 2008, 05:25:15 PM »
:rofl3:

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Re: Things Saint Seiya characters would never do or say
« Reply #11 on: May 23, 2008, 01:32:22 AM »
SKYE! :rofl3: You definitely ARE the mistress of crack around here!



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« Reply #12 on: May 23, 2008, 06:03:11 AM »
I think I'm getting the hang of this....

Scene:  Nighttime at the Aries temple.  Mu walks into his bedroom in his jammies, complete with fuzzy slippers and a towel over his shoulders from having just taken a shower.  He walks over to the coat rack, where he hangs up his towel -- and his long purple wig.  Which reveals a completely bald pate worthy of Yul Brynner or Jesse Ventura.  Kiki, strolling by Mu's room by chance at just this time, stares in horror as Mu steps out of the fuzzy slippers and prepares to go to sleep.

MU (with a smirk):  'Night, Kiki.
KIKI:  nggghrff (faints)

EDIT:  I just noticed that KnightSkye borrowed Pinky, one of my names for Shun along with Andro Boy, unless she also came up with it independently.  Either way, I couldn't be more delighted with what she did with it.  ;D

Off-topic for a moment -- KnightSkye, you wouldn't happen also to be KnightSkyeKight or "KSK," the Sims creator who made a justifiably popular set of custom skintones for The Sims 2?  That would be the strangest coincidence if so.  :)
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« Reply #13 on: May 23, 2008, 09:54:48 AM »
Thanks guys for reading, this is fun..:) 

Season 2 continues..

Back at the giant crab house...
Deathmask:  Darn those bronzies, they just skipped my temple all together!  Instead they left me a bucket of cash and a good will letter...
Aiolia:  Um...maybe you shouldn't put that sign in front of your house..
Deathmask:  What is wrong with the sign (pointing to the sign which reads "Fight Cancer Today".
Aiolia: .......

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Seiya:  Not far now, we are almost there at the house of Capricorn.
Shun:  I wonder if he has some soda, we have been running for like, 5 minutes also, i'm beat
Shura:  Stop right there you weaklings (throw his Aiolos' towel away revealing his wet hair and his golden goat cloth)
             Behold, kneel before me the Great Golden Goat aka Tripple G
Shiryu:  Um, Shura, Goats don't have wings....
Shura (looks down, thinking):  oops, I knew staying overnight at Aiolos was a bad idea, 5 mins to get ready, got to work late and wore the wrong cloth pieces. 
Shura skipped the embarrassments and attacks:  Jumping Stone!
The wind blew and carried his winged goat cloth and smashed him on the ceiling knocking the lights out of him.
Bronzies:........  ok that was easy, lets get going then....

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At the house of Camu
Hyoga:  Master, Im so glad to see you here!
Camu: Me too, but um, I forgot to tell you, I left the gas on in Siberia this morning, did you turn it off before coming here?
Hyoga:........
In Siberia, Jacob lit a match to start the fire for his morning coco....
BOOOOM!

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Aphrodite: My roses are beautiful and flawless, die Shun!  Pirana Royal Bloody Roses  Mwahahahhaha
Shun: Not so fast!  Nebula Stems!
Shun's chains compliment well with Aphrodite's roses, creating a magnificent looking roses arrangement with chained vases and stems.
Aphrodite:  Oh thats so pretty!  Aren't we great!  Let's do business.
Shun:  Yay!  Lets try one more..
Other bronzies:......
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Seiya:  You are not Kyogo at all, you impostor, you are in fact........um, what is your name, i dont think we have met.
Saga: ..............um, I'm sorry, Kyogo is actually on Holiday, try coming back next week.
Seiya: Ok, tell him I stopped by, see you next week.
All bronzies went separate ways.....
Saori:........idiots!
Saga: Phew, that was easy......

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End of Season 2

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Season 3 Spoiler

Kanon stumbles into a cave and hits his head on an old wooden bucket before standing up and sees the 7 shiny cloths.
Kanon:  What is this cave?  What about all these cloths?  They must be the legendary Scales. 
Good!  I will take one and take over the world! Mwahhahhhaha

Kanon Stood at the cliff top wearing the bucket on his head.
I, the Mariner of the Bucket will take my revenge!  mwahhahahhaha
Poseidon (in his sleep, thinking):..................idiot!

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Re: Things Saint Seiya characters would never do or say
« Reply #14 on: May 23, 2008, 12:19:09 PM »
hilarious :rofl:
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